On Valentine’s Day Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi and U.S. President Donald Trump rekindled their blossoming bromance during Modi’s recent visit to the United States, leaving the world both confused and mildly nauseated. As PM Modi landed in a luxury full-security Air India One plane, he had just missed a flight that took off from the Land of the Free deporting Indian immigrants in chains, making them take off turbans and mentally torturing them.  The Supreme Leader was on the way to meet the same person who oversaw the recent spate of international deportations to please his anti-immigrant voter base. President Trump welcomed him into his warm orange embrace saying, “I love Modi. He knows how to make a good deal. Just like how he was able to slip into a country that banned him just a decade ago” as Trump greenlit another plane of Indian immigrants to be inhumanely…

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